Farting in the library

There is a mecca for people who appreciate farting, it is called the homer high school library. There are many different places in which this rare occurrence happens. Walking into the library on a daily basis the typical student will hear a wide variety of bowel-related pitches. After the fart happens, the librarians will give a dirty look or even a chuckle if it's truly impressive. This may be seen as a problem to the school administration but I see it as a nice way of saying hello to everyone who is in there.